wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
I’M DANCING FROM MY VAGINA. I’M GRINDING, I’M GRINDING. ORGASM EYES, ORGASM EYES.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. BABY LET ME BLOW YOUR food so it won’t be too hot.
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
twotwentyonebbakerst: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I WON’T MIND IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I’D STILL LOVE YOU AND OTHERS WILL TOO people are fine by me. everyone should reblog this for the gifs XD this is so….. .__.’ *reblogs* Pssht if I haven’t made it clear...
Pick up line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
owlsandteaa: soussousweet: owlsandteaa: SO much sexual tension in Doctor Who. Wait until you meet Captain Jack Harkness ;] Omg I have! That was just WHAAAT. I’m so confused with who likes who and who wants who and my head hurts. Okay, here’s how it goes: All of the companions either want the Doctor, or want to be him. The Doctor wants people, but doesn’t allow himself to...
damianmcgintleman: boobiferremade: gay tears if i had a nickle for every time i wept gay tears
I just got trolled by tumblr...
It said I had two messages in my inbox. When I clicked it, it said “no messages to display”.
Parents: You're obsessed
Teachers: You're obsessed
Friends: You're obsessed
Enemies: You're obsessed
Cat: You're obsessed
Dog: You're obsessed
Tupac: You're obsessed
Fans: WE'RE NOT OBSESSED WE'RE DEDICATED
Me: No I'm obsessed