February 2012
when you have guests over and your mom is all..
leilockheart:
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but as soon as they leave, she’s all …
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No, she’s like that WHILE I have guests.
Watchnetworkconnectivityproblems:
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
LOL WHAT
I. AM. DEAD.
January 2012
minus100 asked: :) how old are you? you're cute!
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
I have some very attractive followers,
michellerae8681:
hey guys what’s up?
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
I cannot wait until Valentine's Day because
spornstar:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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