January 2012
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
kitschybitchy:
stopdropandvogue:
when people say “hot kachure”
nails on a blackboard
Reblog if you got your heart broken in 2011
So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
meaganliving:
tweenage-wasteland:
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being...
You know you are a lesbian when...
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
you cannot tell if you want to be her, or fuck her..
So. Fucking. True.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
OMGGG MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Trying to jump over a fence:
thats-so-meme:
Expectation:
Reality:
thats-so-meme:
do people reblog those picture of hipsters locking themselves in washing machines and stuff because they think they’re deep, or because they think they’re stupid?
Maybe it’s because they all agree that hipsters need to bathe more often, and hipsters think that’s the cool way to do it.
December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
thelostwonder:
You tell it Chris.
My friend Zack has a theory:
davidthestrange:
kayleemb:
sublimesublemon:
Captain Jack is the Face of Boe.
Captain Jack cannot die.
Captain Jack was once a Time Agent, or pretends to be one.
Captain Jack wears a vortex manipulator.
Dorium Maldovar sold River a vortex manipulator “fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.”
Dorium Maldovar works with the Headless Monks from time to time.
The Headless Monks...
