May 2013
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
superhighschoolleveluguu:
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
sTOP
unwrittenlaw5:
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
Fandoms so far
SPN Fandom : What ? W ... WHAT ? ANGELS ! THEY ARE FALLING ! NO ! CAS ! DEAN ! SAM ! CROWLEY ! SOMEONE HOLD ME !!
Whovians : Who is that- ... Wait. WAIT. WHAT ? WHAAAT ?! WHAT IS HAAAAAAPENNIIIIIING ?!!
SPN and Whovians : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
Sherlockians : Oh, great, now we are the sanest fandom by far.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
areyoumarriedriver:
So you all realise him saying please after the GI asked ‘Doctor who?’ was him saying please to River, because he knew she was there.
Please. Say it so I don’t have to.
The awkward moment when you make a reference to a...
sodamnrelatable:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
theladyserket:
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
lynzave:
geezjenner:
lynzave:
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US
I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C...
infinityonhighest:
SUPERNATURAL STARTED OUT AS TWO BOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR DAD AND NOW THIS
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
izachi:
theoddgirl12:
dakishime:
OMFG THIS...
neopetspremium:
blackii17:
neopetspremium:
I !!!!!!!!!
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BE!!!!!!!!!!!
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
PUT THE FUCKING TABLE BACK!!
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
frostingpeetaswounds:
timelordxvictorious15:
daisygatsbys:
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
that sounds like a boring tv show considering all i do for 6 hours straight is sit on my ass and refresh my tumblr page
bentobride:
“Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger.
Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?”
“What, it lightens the mood, man.”
Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?”
Dean looks back at him in mid-chew.
“Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?”
Sam jumps from his seat, a fist in the air.
...
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
egberts:
svvitzerland:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
levicasforpresident:
The symbol used by the Man of Letters in Supernatural, this one
is called a unicrucal hexagram and resemble the symbol used by the religion Thelema
And the founder’s name is .. Aleister Crowley. Also the religions code is “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law”. In other words Free Will. (x) I don’t know if this is a coincidence, but if it is - it’s a good...
