catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

chasemealways:

And this is why Scrubs remains to be the best show in existence. 

heyfunniest:

hahahahaha

keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

sur-reality:

bongloadsandbroadway:

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

I actually think this every day.

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE

Experiencing those thoughts is called “sonder”. When you come to the realization that strangers each have their own lives and the people they know and love also have their own lives.

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

frickyeah1990s:

if we didn’t dream, our brains would devour themselves, in madness and paranoia. The Viet Cong knew that. That’s why they used sleep deprivation as a form of torture.